She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I made him laugh his dick is mine
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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