i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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