I wish you could order shots online.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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