Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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