If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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