My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She announced her abortion via fbk
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize