it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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