My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
should my penis look like a turkey
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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