Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Congratulations! We have a period
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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