i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
