How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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