let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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