Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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