I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Fuck appropriateness.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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