I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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