Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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