Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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