Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Randomize
