Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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