My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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