just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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