I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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