She is in my trunk
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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