Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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