We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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