is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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