I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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