Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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