What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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