Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
false alarm. still invincible.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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