BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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