i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
