I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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