is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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