Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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