we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
