Do you still have your period?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
