why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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