Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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