glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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