No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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