Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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