Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
