thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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