Well douche your snatch and let's go!
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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