i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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