I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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