You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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