Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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