my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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