What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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